WE TEACH THINGS AT YOUR LOCATION OR OURS!

TERRARIUM WORKSHOPS

If you're looking for a unique gift, or enjoy in-person learning we also offer workshops in our unique garden space in Moonee Ponds, Or in mobile locations all over Victoria. We have classes for all ages!

yOUR TWO FAVOURITE PLANT PEDDLERS

TALK DIRT 2 ME

Buying goods online is already stressful and we have made that process as easy as possible by offering an easy, honest and fresh approach to the plant game. 🀘 Know buying from us there is no bullshit! We're here to talk through the whole process.

SHOP INSTORE AS WELL AS ONLINE

COME VISIT US

Don't like online shopping, no biggie. Come in store and see us at our little store in Moonee Ponds, where we can help you pretty much 7 days of the week all year round!

We don't stock the same crap you see everywhere

if you can dream it we probably make it.

We sell a curated list of handmade items by us but also cool and wonderful things made or imported by our suppliers, but trust us. It's not the same cookie cutter crap you see everywhere else!

SHOP THE WONDER

Testimonials

I ordered a plant care package and the order was ready in less than half a day and communicated so well.
I’m looking forward to more shopping!
Friendly and reliable.

Melike Ozcan

I’ve bought several pots and plants from TD2M - they have all come
exactly as described and hand-delivered to my house in Melbourne! Super
responsive ladies, who helped me out with my order and found the pot
sizes I was looking for. Will definitely order more - would recommend!

Kristen Cleland

Exceptional communication and customer service. The girls were always
so quick to reply, made the whole process so easy and ensured I'd
receive the freshest plants possible for my order when organizing pick
up. Excited to shop with them again!

Aisha Rodriguez

Fantastic & helpful service from Kathy & their plants are equally fantastic. I don't live in Victoria & the plants were packaged very, very well. They arrived quickly, free of disease & pests. Great strong plants ready to be adored. Love them.I'll be a returning customer.🌱Totally & honestly RECOMMEND TalkDirt2Me.

Claire Thomas

I bought three pots and they arrived quickly and in perfect condition. I love all of them! Great pricing and awesome customer service too. I'll be coming back for more.

Cathy K

Plants fix everything... well, most things

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